Skyrim - 6

This is just me protecting myself with a HUGE shield as a skeleton is trying to frost me.

Then I fought some bandits. Needless to say, they didn't rip me open.

In fact, I ripped them open. That woman had been using lightning on me for five minutes whilst the others were trying to swing their axes at me. Now I got my revenge mwhahahaha.

That's me looking pretty awesome whilst I stab someone on the ground.

My blow being blocked by the handle of an axe.

Me looking awesome with two swords.

Stealing a basket, like a ninja. That's how I roll.

Then I jumped off the bridge at the top, just because I could.

So, then I spawned some rebel soldiers in the middle of an imperial city then watched the giant fight.


Which grew...

And grew...

And everyone died, but a SINGLE Whiterun guard who is in the top right of the screenshot.

Skyrim - 5

Skyrim at night. Just some random pictures.

Now these next ones need some explaining... I have a mod which lets me faceplant.

Faceplant on the floor next to a dark elf.



Faceplant on a table.



Faceplant on the rug.



Faceplant next to an assassin.




Faceplant in some water.

 

Faceplant on a wall next to some water.


Being underwater like a ninja (the helmet allows me to breathe)

Faceplant on some stairs.

Skyrim - 4

So, that's me.


And since this IS a Mass Effect blog... and since I'm already wearing the N7 armour, I thought why the hell not...

It's a Quarian! Mwhahahaha.

Also, cheese.

And lots of it.

Cheese! :D

Then I cast a spell on the cheese...

Cheese explosion!

Mwhahahahaha! Cheese for everyone!

Best use for the moving-around/throwing spell ever. Levitating cheese. :)

I threw an elk at a giant. Please note that no animals were harmed in the making of this screenshot. The elk survived! The giant didn't like it much, though. I then locked the giant in the tower in the background. It couldn't get through the door because it was too big.

Skyrim - 3



Look! I made a cute little dragon! :D

Then the guy in the background started lightning him. Silly guy.

Behold my power! I can move a giant around. :)

The spell also has another effect when I cancel it.

This is a Dragur Overlord being held by my spell. I'm looking pretty cool in my helmet.

Now THAT is a cool effect. Read my follower's subtitles in the bottom and it makes the screenshot rather funny.

That's just me absorbing a dragon soul after killing it with a mixture of Dragonrend (forcing it to land) and then a fire breath several times. Dragonrend is also the blue aura surrounding the tiny dragon at the top. How else would I get a good picture of a midget dragon?

Skyrim - 2

Just few more screenshots.

My TARDIS. And my awesome-looking swords.

 

My TARDIS console, all the controls fully working to transport me places. Ignore the dead troll, I was just seeing what would happen if I locked a troll in the TARDIS as well as a ball of lightning.

 

I spawned quite a lot of cheese in a market, just because I could. I wanted to spawn a thousand or so but that's fine for now.

 

I was walking in the wilderness, and this random assassin came up to me. The white-blue glow around him is that I hit him with my awesome swords which do frost damage as well.

 

 

That's me on Skyrim. Holding my bow which does like 17 million damage.

 

 

I kind of walked into a camp full of bandits and unleashed my lightning spell which is pretty awesome.

 

This is another view of me with my lightning spell. Look, flying person! :D

 

I sent a giant flying. As for why I'm just stood so casually... I didn't really touch him. I used unrelenting force and was like "mwhahahaha".

Skyrim

This was what I did.

A TARDIS in Skyrim, fully working (without the time travel bit - but it can travel through space)

This picture is a little larger, but I want you to be able to see the N7 armour my elf is wearing.

If you look where the dragon is flaming, you might see a little humanoid figure. That was me. I made a guard giant, just for the fun of it. And he started trying to kill a dragon.

That was my view whilst the fight was happening.

I then made a midget dragon, again just because I could.

In the background, it appears to be a forest.
It isn't. It's a tiny shrub. I miniaturised the giant guard.

Then I accidentally made the dragon HUGGGEEE. And that is actually a tree.

Then I began spawning skeletons for the fun of it, and destroying them with a lightning storm spell. This shows the results...

(Note, you can see the giant head of the giant dragon that I dispatched with a tiny dagger at the top)

I spawned... ahem. 10,000 skeletons.

I killed about a thousand before my laptop froze.

Stealth - Part 2

Stealth looked down the death defying drop as the building began to fall.
"Oh shit!" he cursed.
He pulled his black hood further over his head, checked the straps on his blades then ran towards the window opening. As he entered the air, he looked up and saw the crumbling building. Sparks flickered at several points as the electricity was cut, and the stone was fragmenting more every moment.
For a moment he thought he was going to make it to the other one, but it was clear he was not when he began falling.
He quickly charged his hands full of static and biotic jumped closer to the building, whilst activating his gloves. A high pitched noise was audible.
His gloves contained micro mass effect field generators that formed micro-singularities. Microscopic points of nearly infinite mass which acted as a suction mechanism, which allowed him to grab on to most objects with little effort.
Stealth's biotic jump had slowed him down somewhat, meaning that his gloves found purchase on the glass pretty much instantly. His descent was stopped altogether and his body slammed against the side of the building.
There was an explosion above him as the collapsing building collided with the one which was under gang control - on which he was currently situated.
He took a quick peak through the glass. There were more Krogan with rifles guarding a room at the back.
Stealth realised he'd have to go through the glass. The rubble from above was falling on his shoulders and larger pieces were falling towards him.
He drew his pistol, and biotic jumped again.
And appeared on the other side of the glass, pistol already firing. One Krogan was taken out immediately with two shots to the head.
A second Krogan turned and charged at him, knocking a table and several chairs out of his way without slowing. At the last moment, Stealth sidestepped out of the way, meaning that the Krogan smashed the glass and was sent flying out of the window, and was hit by a large piece of rubble a moment later.
The floor was shaking as the rubble from the first building kept colliding with the one he was currently in. He reckoned the top few floors of the building were destroyed.
The two remaining Krogans opened fire so he dived into cover. When they emptied their magazine and paused to reload, he poked his head above the work station he had hid behind and fired several times, causing them to scatter into cover the same as he was.
As they crouched behind a sofa, he biotic jumped behind them and shot both of them in the head before they even registered that he had vanished. He made his way to the elevator at the far side of the room and activated it, sending him to the ground floor as he could hear the distant rumbling of rubble and explosions.
There was some rather annoying music playing as he made his descent towards the ground. It was a soft jingling, and was completely inappropriate in the situation.
A moment later, the elevator doors opened and he stepped out into the lobby. It had black and white diamond patterns on the floor.
"Hey," said a male receptionist behind a desk to his left, standing up, "What are you doing here? What are those sounds?"
He had a mercenary tattoo on his arm, and a holster on his belt.
Stealth shot him twice without even breaking his stride.